If THAT doesn't scare you off, there will be a Sock Class next month - the information for that will be posted on Thursday.
You DO NOT have to be a knitter (or crocheter), you just have to aspire to be... we will be happy to get you on your way to addiction. However, we do not, as of yet, have a KA / CA group established so we cannot be held liable for any indiscretions that you may make (such as spending grocery money on yarn or being late to pick up your child from school because you "wanted to finish one more row").
Hope to see you there!
P.S. (Knitter's Anonymous / Crocheters Anonymous)